Nostalgia

Shit we never give credit to:

1) Saint Louis - we have a lot of trees, trick or treating, and schnucks
2) Metro.

Our teachers were pretty awesome. Thanks, teachers, thanks a lot for making me feel bad for slacking off at college.


I visited our locker today. It was empty except for a cup on the top shelf and the note I put in there on the last day.

"Dear new locker owner, Don't fuck up my locker. Love, Jessica" 

Oh so drank

and not even hungovah.

I love Pillipeenos. 

We fine

Frat boys in beginner German who remember your name. That's a first. 

Adios.

Bon chance et vivez la vie que vous serez nes vivre. 

Stop talk talk talkin

That blah blah blah.


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I was born with a vagina.

But who could deny the versatility and convenience of a penis? Tell me. 

19 days till I flock the nest.

Never too late to begin packing my life away.