I just asked my brother to show me his testes, for I am Dr. Ho, and i do ultrasounds on foreskin and scrotum tissue.
I now have been disowned. I am sibling-less.
My biggest issue lately:
WTF am I gonna do after highschool. Here's my options: 1.Military, which if I end up doing option 2) Premed+Med, might take hellllas. And my goal here is to finish everything, marry, kids before I'm thirty
My problem?
I'm scared as ballszs. Premed and med courses make it their goal to weed out the bitches and the pussies who are basic failures at life at this point which requires them to find a new patty to flip at McD's.
Actually, i could use like 3 pairs right now. Finding the right school and everything is intimidating, and plus. No bitch wanna stay in Saint Louis.
You'd be stupid.
Why?
The answer should be quite obvious, and knowing the person who reads my blog, I don't even have to explain. But here it is anyway; Any semi-noteworthy university in Saint Louis requires the same route that by the time I graduate high school, would have taken for the last eight years. By the end of premed and med, that number adds up to about sixteen years. I wouldn't totally complain if Saint Louis was even semi attractive, but it's not! The road to school is nast. Not to mention the high rape rates at SLU, of which both my middle school and now highschool are located by. RIGHT BY. ADJACENT.
Now, this wouldn't be much of a dilemma if I didn't have a total clingy mother. I'm looking at UPENN for premed. Actually, I'm still looking. I might come back to STL for med at Washu. I'm currently on their School of Arts and Science page and the courses look pretty jizzable. I mean.. there could be more. But, who knows. I was just supah excited about the Korean and Anthropology and.. Psychology. And Mind, Brain, Behavior's class. Oh, did you know there's a dance major. Like. Blown! Anyway, how's that gonna help with my baby delivering shit? >.<
Another dilemma: What if this is honestly not my thing? Like, my whole life, i've been brain washed to be a nurse. WTH! I know. So, at 10 i was like, fuck you mother. I'ma wear the pants in this bitch, it's gonna be my turf, ima be a DOCTOR. Dr. Ho ;) Yeaaaa son. I'm hoping my husband would have a better name, Dr. Ho is a.w.k.w.a.r.d. Doesn't roll off the tongue. Maybe Dr. Lally. Idk >.<
My other interests aren't really very.. attainable. Like anthropology or archaeology would require me to be away or in a lab all day staring at things. Sure, every once in a while something I find might be like OH SHIT. But, Jess no want. Idk, I'd feel like I'd be in school for life. I mean, I love traveling, but in a way I guess I wanna keep that reserved for vacations and not be the source of my income. I wanna settle/ have a family, all that jazz. I've also thought about interior designer, but, after a while I start reusing ideas. I've been drawing the same UFO/Alien since freshman year. I'm an unoriginal. I thrive off yo' ideas. Feeddddd meeeh.
I guess the point of even worrying now is cus the years are going by faster and faster. Next thing you'll know, i'm gonna be a senior. Everyday I nearly pee my pants cus I, along with half the people i talk to, feel like they're gonna be forevah alone :( no babies, no weddings, just that weekly, bi weekly, monthly income, bachelor's pad (if they're attractive) to look forward too.
I now have been disowned. I am sibling-less.
My biggest issue lately:
WTF am I gonna do after highschool. Here's my options: 1.Military, which if I end up doing option 2) Premed+Med, might take hellllas. And my goal here is to finish everything, marry, kids before I'm thirty
My problem?
I'm scared as ballszs. Premed and med courses make it their goal to weed out the bitches and the pussies who are basic failures at life at this point which requires them to find a new patty to flip at McD's.
Actually, i could use like 3 pairs right now. Finding the right school and everything is intimidating, and plus. No bitch wanna stay in Saint Louis.
You'd be stupid.
Why?
The answer should be quite obvious, and knowing the person who reads my blog, I don't even have to explain. But here it is anyway; Any semi-noteworthy university in Saint Louis requires the same route that by the time I graduate high school, would have taken for the last eight years. By the end of premed and med, that number adds up to about sixteen years. I wouldn't totally complain if Saint Louis was even semi attractive, but it's not! The road to school is nast. Not to mention the high rape rates at SLU, of which both my middle school and now highschool are located by. RIGHT BY. ADJACENT.
Now, this wouldn't be much of a dilemma if I didn't have a total clingy mother. I'm looking at UPENN for premed. Actually, I'm still looking. I might come back to STL for med at Washu. I'm currently on their School of Arts and Science page and the courses look pretty jizzable. I mean.. there could be more. But, who knows. I was just supah excited about the Korean and Anthropology and.. Psychology. And Mind, Brain, Behavior's class. Oh, did you know there's a dance major. Like. Blown! Anyway, how's that gonna help with my baby delivering shit? >.<
Another dilemma: What if this is honestly not my thing? Like, my whole life, i've been brain washed to be a nurse. WTH! I know. So, at 10 i was like, fuck you mother. I'ma wear the pants in this bitch, it's gonna be my turf, ima be a DOCTOR. Dr. Ho ;) Yeaaaa son. I'm hoping my husband would have a better name, Dr. Ho is a.w.k.w.a.r.d. Doesn't roll off the tongue. Maybe Dr. Lally. Idk >.<
My other interests aren't really very.. attainable. Like anthropology or archaeology would require me to be away or in a lab all day staring at things. Sure, every once in a while something I find might be like OH SHIT. But, Jess no want. Idk, I'd feel like I'd be in school for life. I mean, I love traveling, but in a way I guess I wanna keep that reserved for vacations and not be the source of my income. I wanna settle/ have a family, all that jazz. I've also thought about interior designer, but, after a while I start reusing ideas. I've been drawing the same UFO/Alien since freshman year. I'm an unoriginal. I thrive off yo' ideas. Feeddddd meeeh.
I guess the point of even worrying now is cus the years are going by faster and faster. Next thing you'll know, i'm gonna be a senior. Everyday I nearly pee my pants cus I, along with half the people i talk to, feel like they're gonna be forevah alone :( no babies, no weddings, just that weekly, bi weekly, monthly income, bachelor's pad (if they're attractive) to look forward too.
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