AWKWARD THINGS I NOTICE

I like how I think magnifying my face is gonna make me more awesome. CUS IT IS.

Awkward things I noticed about myself that has arisen from the depths of  Gateway's Homecoming this pass weekend:

1) I can't flirt. I think its the factor of being in a monogamous relationship for so long (no, not like your other friends whose longest relationship is like 2 days. Mine is 17 months), . . . i think that's it. Before this Sean kid, apparently i was a chronic flirter. I knew what to do, it was instinct. ZAP My flirting peak was deffo MYSPACE days. So flirtatiously, I convinced an 8th grader GASP GASP, i was 12.. that he was in love with me and we'd stay up chatting until like 3 in the morning. Then, one day, he came over and was like "lets fuck" and i'm like.. flirting overboard, gtfo pedo. Awk. . Speaking of which, i saw him yesterday at the homecoming. and damn . . . shoulda hit that. JKJK. I'm very content with my Mrs. Lally. How did this flirting subject come up anyway? Hm... maybe it's cus every guy at Gateway has gone to school with me at some point in our lifetimes. Even someone I haven't seen since third grade remembered me.. and couldn't GO. AWAY. There was no conversation, he just.. stood there and i was like. "Yup, that's cool Jess, You can't even talk to the dude"

2) I like being winked at.
BIG BITCH BUTT'S cousin is actually fucking cool, and I've known him for a while. And instead of the exploding name calling since music was so loud, it was the sensual friendly wink and smile. IDKY. BUT. I LIKED IT. HE'S NICE. YAH. kay.. awk.

3) I like people touch/doing/playing with my hair.
It's a childhood trauma of me getting a little furniture brother at the age of 5 and my parents suddenly giving me adult responsiblities like doing my own hair.. Before he was alive, they did my hair collectively every morning.. Dumb kid.

4) I sing highschoolmusical in the shower.. What?