Let's all be satisfied.

I changed my URL, then i changed it back cus i didn't want elizabeth to have to change the url on her my boyfrand~ tab on her blog... look how courteous i am.

So, I don’t really have much to talk about. Except I just deleted some dude who works at my mamma’s house on facebook and my dad just started a shower after a really long poop.

But i guess I’ll dig in my memory phone about the recent events..

Dig

Shuffle

Shuffle

Hold on.. *huff, puff*

Dig

*dirt hits a commoner in the face* Ow, you dirty slut! Watch where you sort them memories

HAHA. I SAO FUNNY, RYTE?

Anyway, a hugeeeeee catastrophic unexpected to the common person who only knew half the relationship thing. Our two little budding caterpillars ended their like.. 4 month relationship. What really hit me was, damn, male budding caterpillar was just asking me and SBT (SBT and I, w/e) about places he could take his fair maiden to frolic through the streets merrily. Awh. This was actually really hard work (for my boyfriend doth not take me on dates but faps with his mates…), but I think we gave him a pretty decent list. But, naw, actually, it was a pretty one sided relationship. Female budding caterpillar wasn’t as crazy for her partner as he was for her and plus, she’s questioning. I guess the saddest part is remembering all the sweet things he’s said about her.. :\ poor male budding caterpillar. Be happeh L pwease LLLL

Anyway.

I broke my computer, legit this time. I mean, like everything’s deleted off it, and something just popped up from IE that said “Delicious Sperm, Learn How!” and I’m like… K. I can’t upload pics to show you guys my wonderful life, but I can learn how to make my sperm delish for all you ladies ;) JAYKAY. HANDS AWAY FROM THE MERCHANDISE.

Anyway.

I feel like this is a bad overly used transition word I use.. but

balls.