You sao mappp. You sao Sauuu

Children, there comes a time, a couple times, sometimes, a few times a year where a girl must be compromised. Two days ago was the beginning of another one of these times, mes chéries. You may be thinking, Yesika.. what time is it? It is… *suspense, not really, but let’s add it anyway* A NEW VIDEO GAME CAME OUT SO ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA SIT ON OUR ASSES 24/7 PLAYING IT WHILE IGNORING OUR GIRLFRIENDS FOR A MONTH OR MORE DEPENDING ON HOW LONG I CAN HANDLE THE STANK time. This time, it’s TWOOO games. TWO. How am I supposed to compete with TWO. I can barely win on my good days even when no new games are out. Hm. Diablo III. DotA2.  They’ve already planned this 3+ day of video gaming in someone’s basement.  No sleep. No fresh air/ sun. No hygiene. Chips, soda, pizza, boy stank, feet, hairy asses. Why does one need to spend 3 or more days in a basement playing games…… go home.

Not only are video games interfering with knowledge I still exist, but graduating, colleging, summering, eating, better friends are pushing me farrrrr out of memory. Before it was like baby come baccckkkk wah and now it’s more like bitch get out da way. Ima MAN. I eat STEAK. I got CHEST HAIRS. *puffs out chesticles*

Not really though. 

Eww đó là gì trên  cùi chỏ  của  mày ? Oh chờ đợi, đó là mặt của mày

(eww, do la ji chun cu cho cua mai? Oh cho doi, do la mac cua mai)
ewwwww, what's that on your elbow? Oh wait, that's yo faceeee

Anywhoom. SBT, dis fo  your 3 day weekend:

Giraffe: hươu (who)

Walrus: hải ma (hi ma!)

Hippopotamus : trâu nước (chao nuc)

đến cửa sổđến tường (den cua so, den thuon)

đến mồ hôi thả xuống bóng của tôi (den mo hoi ta soong bom cua thoi)

đến tất cả những bitches bò (den thuck ca nhung bitches buh)

Tất cả Skeet Skeet motherfucker (thuck ca skeet skeet motherfucker)