paranormal papa

MY LIFE. OHHHH jiz

Lol k.

So me and my father (my father and i :P) are in and out of the hospital constantly, yay, go birthday month! Jess, for your birthday, we're getting you a.... PET SCAN! lol, yay. what's wrong with me doesn't matter, i won't die just yet. 

My dad, now, apparently, accordingly to a  thai psychic in Bangkok... in Thailand told us that my father is being possessed by a lady ghost whose eating his blood and making him skinny and rude and creepy. Asians are fucking sexist, namely Buddhists. My dad has to wear some cloth blanket thing that's been in his family since the beginning of time and females can't touch it or else they'll die, explode, combust or something. He's just kinda like fuck this, "lady ghost" and walks around in only his boxers. Thai psychic lady then told us something no one fucking knew. You'd think my mom would remember getting an abortion or my dad's exes getting abortions -- but the dead baby's pissed at us and has come back to avenge itself by killing off my dad. LOL. And it's pissed at me for being alive, which is why im now under doctor's watch. nomnomnom, babies. 

If i die, guys, tell them to dress me in my sambas, rainbow socks, don't touch my hair..

the ground is cold so, sweatpants with shorts underneath and a nice, blue sweater. Bury me with this year's prom dress, extra underwear, Sean's blue's hoodie, unless he want's it back, then w/e, some nutella in case i get hungry, a board game or two, a stuffed animal, ponytailholder, my ipod, a picture of me so when i'm exhumed, they'll know i used to be awesome and not just a box of clothes and decaying skeleton.. 

Ya'll can have the rest of my shit. 

Yup, that's my summer so far.