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Sup.


It's my birthday weee3e33eekkk, muffas. We're gonna party it up like it's Nineteen ninety five. Zzzzz .


Anyway, something special happened this weekend.

 Let's start from the begining: Gettin laid, makin babies, gettin drunk... aw, yeah. life's a party.












Jk.

A week of carnival-ing, and i'm fucking done with having my organs tossed around and spending HELLA MONEY ON THIS KID. But it was worth is cusss...

I went to temple.

What you're supposed to wear

What I wore. YELLLLLOWWWWW

And this .... right hur... is mah... 

Cousin Buddha.

He's an actual Buddha now, guys! Well... novice monk. Yay! He'll be living at temple for a while. It's so wonderful (: No more meat, no sweets, no more carnivals.. no more spending Jessica's entire week's pay... just Buddhist studies. He has no eyebrows tho and my computer keeps dying cus it's fucking thundering so..

Off to make chocolate icing (:

Sayonara bitches.