It broke.

Haha. I broke it..

but I had fun nevertheless. 

and that's what counts right?

I know what you're getting for your birthday. But I'm not drunk. So you'll find out later. And it's not hello kitty. The store ran out. 

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I have your calculator. Hey, you're going on a field trip tomorrow, you won't need it? 

I'm hungry.