Classic Asian Parent

I tend hate being associated with the term Asian, but few circumstances call for this label, such as scholarships, which call for the ever obscure Laotian; i.e, she’s Laotian? What’s that? Let’s give her money!

I digress.

I told my mama I won $1000. Whoa! Wowza! I was chosen! I have some standing!

She goes: Only $1000? Psh, that’s nothing. Everyone else is getting $3-4000. Didn’t Erizabef win a FULL RIDE?

Yes. Yes she did. Congrats boo. Come see a mets game with me.