Are you camping?

This morning, this socially retarded child, he says to me "are you camping atm?"

I was in bed, perfectly comfortable with my cereal and almond milk and wifi. I did camp in there for awhile but obviously I'm not camping in the sense he's asking, so I says to him "No".

And this kid, I swear he just wants me be camping at that moment, he goes "Aw, why not? "

I ponder at the fact that this kid treats camping as a usual thing for humans to do, particularly me, who is the antithesis of camping.. Completely confused to why he's asking me this out of the blue, I ask "Are you camping?"


And this kid, you know what he says? He says, "No, why would I be camping?"

That was the end of our conversation.
And the beginning of a migraine.

Can you guess who this is?