What Bob conjures in my head

Bob makes me hungry. In a 20 minute episode, it reminds me of how hungry I am. So hungry I couldn't sleep. So hungry I dragged my butt outta bed and made me a grilled cheese sandwich. Of course.

But in twenty minutes, Bob also made me reflect on my love life (puke).

Anywho.

In 20 years, if i decide to spawn or marry (which I think my mom is perfectly fine if I don't because that would mean her child would have to interact with a man), I'm gonna look back and be like... wtf was my first date with my spouse? How did it stand out from my other dates? and how did I know he/she was the one? Why are my pinkies so short?

Idunno.

But I accidentally applied to an escort service today. Go craigslist.