Lololol.. the fat's back.

Hey, y’all, hey! Just finished making some big, juicy, throbbing eggrolls! Mhm, mhm good. Nothing like greasy on a holiday weekend to add them pounds onto your backside. And when I say backside , I don’t mean derrière. I mean my actual back, vertebrae, lumbar system. My ass is tiny fo’ life! Silly you, thinking Asians could have any curves and such! SILLY YOU. SILLLLLLLLY YOUUUUUUU > :\ Also doesn't help me feel better that for Christmas, my dad's family just AWARDED US WITH .... A WHOLE COW! It's dead and chopped up, of course, but... the smell.. and the poop.. and the bagged guts! The one thing that coulda made this entire scenario better was if the cow was preggers and a baby cow... (Calf, right?) was lodged in there somewhere.. I coulda had a pet O.o Woulda named it.. ... .. .. Steak. 

Come here, Steaky, come here boy! Aw, that's a good Steakkkk. Masochistic, oui?

 

Actually, what would have made it better was if a baby llama/alpaca rose from the desecrated meat. I'm not peruvian but.. DAMN. A LLAMA/ALPACA? MY FAV. ... animal to snuggle and raise and befriend and make my life's partner... 
So, idk, I’m probably to mediocre, but there’s this one website, called.. um.. CHIPPED that I’d like to well… Write for? Idk.. probably not. They’re too godly for my type of ranting. Plus, I’d be too preoccupied trying to make monies rather than write my own papers for school.. right? WRONG. I’d really like to do this. Maybe eventually.

Also, I shouldn’t start working for some internet job that uses puts out… haha.. puts out… everyday. It’s pretty intense. It’s not like those meme sites (cough, grouchyrabbit, unfriendable ..) that has a couple new things a day, where you’d see like 10 new entries and like… K.. I’m bored now! On to the next thing!! Wait… there is nothing else. Well, Cracked is pretty well rounded with their articles, photoplasty, videos, Links.. its an ass STORM of things to check out everyday for hours.. and hours.. and hours… Obviously I’m exaggerating a wee bit, but that’s only cus I’m procrastinating to introduce my next topic: C++.  Or was it C#. Either way, I’m gonna have to learn both and the plan was , ok, I have no friends, I WILL ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING THIS BREAK ANDMAKE BITCHES (i.e. my boyfriend) PROUD! HA. I probably received the necessary resources to get started like.. in early November or something and … well… wtf is C# anyway? HUH? ANSWER ME FOOLS!

You don’t know? HUHUHAHAHUAHA. I shall tell you. It’s a programming language. I, myself have master hmtl, css.. time to master something useful.. >.<  

I mean, I can do simple stuff like say.. hello world!

using System;

class Program

{

    static void Main()

    {

        Console.WriteLine("Hello world!");

    }

}

 Hot diggity. Are I not cool? I JUST TOLD YA’LL HOW TO DO TEXT IN C#. High five me!