We found love in a h.o,p,e,l,e,s,s place

I really don't know where to start.
I guess let's just begin with this vomit flavored burp issue: ALCOHOL IS NEVAR THE ANSWER, unless the question is "what is never the answer?" then alcohol could be an answer? or "What do we need to get crunk in asialand O,o,o,o," ... then asians or alcohol or stilettos and hoes would be the answer.

But anyway.

WHEN BITCHES AREN'T HOME: holy ass crack, are those ankles? AND A BRA STRAP? and $8 in the background? IMPURE.

If any more skin's exposed, Missy, we're going to have to disown you! Wait... you already are. HA!

Hey, look, disowned = do whatever the fuck i want. EMBRACE THE PALE <3

But then.. it turns 3:30 PM and privacy now ends.

Everyone's Catholic. Hide them assets

But wait..what's under here?

 

Aw yea, still pale sexyness brah.

And sometimes, to reduce skin exposure, i dont even bother to shave.

MORAL OF THE STORY: i'ma champ. bow down to my holy shoes.