 | ||
| How cool it'd be to be the inspiration of the movie Psycho |
So today I hopped in the shower. Mhm, nice and steamy ;) But anyway, I’m all like wash wash wash, hmm, shampoo time! *accidently grabs conditioner because I’m dyslexic as fuck or something, goddamn, I swore it said shampoo!* Then I rinse. Now, .. Conditioner time! I grab condition again and notice that there’s an insignificant amount left… and I’m like.. hey, didn’t I just put the stuff from this colored bottle in my hair a few minutes ago? RAHH!! So, I rinse my second set of conditioner out and start my shower over, this time doing everything in order: Shampoo, conditioner, dance party. Today’s excess amount of conditioning has left my hair less than conditioned; it’s PH balance is off the charts, with the first use, my hair was semi neutralized, ya know. Not clean, but a fair 7.0 on the PH scale. Then the second one.. hm, maybe a 5. Now: my hair can be compared to the acids of your stomach.
Maybe not THAT bad, women are known for exaggerating things. But really, this brittle mess is a bitch. Who the fuck made conditioner so acidic in the first place… cunts.
Oh so that's what happens when you only use conditioner? o: Lesson learned.
ReplyDelete