Locomotif: Baby, its cold in here

Hey ya'll hey! So,

AND DEFEAT THE HUNS!

K, today is the 2nd and final day of this birthday madness. Ah, i hate birthdays.. unless its mine or my friends', then i get food and fats :D

But anyway: my mastahpiece

cascade/ french.

cascade/french without flash... redundant.

and.. the side.

Aint she purty?

Nevermind. Its a hermaphrodite

This is all so newww

Lolololol, i posted all Dylan's piccas on Dailybooth, and usually, dailybooth is pretty open to me. I meet new people all the time, guys messaging me fo' my Skype. Yeaaaaa boi, but lololol, a dude just asked if he was single. Hm, let them chicks thick.

.,So, anyway

the product of my week: a cake. The lady who wrote that for me was all like wut? gold penelope? and i'm like no... GO *walking man action* Olddddd PEE-POLE. and guess wut, dis bitch got a straight 'tude wid me. Uhhhhhuhh. Hence why the fugly yellow instead of green.. she 'ran' out. Stupid old bitch. I was celebrating you too, but w/e. you got ugly handwriting anyway.

I got my class ring! My mom said it looks like chicken poop, but its what i think of it that countsssszssz. My birthstone changes color. <3 #SWAG so now i have 6 rings: from pinky to thumb: spidey, wedding ring, class ring, 16thbday ring, 12th bday ring, and engagement/his class ring. Together, my hand would cost about.. $1023 including watch and sleeve and labour and taxes. Oh lala, makin' mad dough.

Yo. It's so cold at my house.. I'm wearing my grampa sweater and gloves.. poor Locomo. She's vibrating, generating that atp, and wasting it. Using up all those calories to warm herself.. And it doesn't help that for the last 3 months, i basically told myself, hey, stl is being cool :D yay warmnesss and then.. bam, spring time nears and woooshhhhhh comes in winter. Fuck y'all. k, fuck you. The sad this is them flowahs can't afford to die :( especially tulips. They only grow in early spring and then bam, they're gone before summer even starts. And, well, they think its early spring, so little baby tulips are emerging. By next week, that'll be the last of them. Stupid ass late winter wiping out my tulips.