Monday, February 13, 2012

Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin >:C


Fucking snow. I wanna go to school >.<
Unless you’re like a chick wit a man, Valentine's day = single awareness . I have a man .. but.. i don't give a shit about valentine's day.. I mean, sure it’d be nice to be at home, cus man, I’m tired as pho-ck., butt No. February 14th is a no-go for snow. Or I’ll murder you alllll.

SO at five forty five, i'll promptly roll outta bed, turn on the television and sit anxiously. 


Okay, okay, so why I no want snow.

,I guess it's kinda stupid, but um..well tomorrow's the 21st anniversary of me and my boothang. so. yea. /blush

 Idk, i feel like 21's an important number. It's 3 x 7! 4.5 squared! sq. rt of 441! 2.65 x 8! 15 + 6! I mean, it's like 31 days ago that we celebrate the 20th. So. Idk.. Stupid girl. 
I guess it's lucky for him tho. Two celebrations in one! It's kinda like having your birthday on Christmas and only get half as much presents that everyone else accumulates during the year. 

I'm here predicting my day now:

My face when i find out there's no school:

















My face when i realize I dont have to wear clothes cus i'm home alone all day:

















When I do take off my clothes:

















Picca whore thyme! Cus i'm half naked and fucking gaw-jess

















When it gets too cold to be naked i'll put on mah stunna shades, get on youtube and practice my pickup lines.

















And maybe i'll take a few more pictures

















Rawr! Ima dinosaurrrrr

















Wah, i wanna show my face! I'll put on makeup to be socially accepted!

















Oh shit, nvm, that's fugly has buttt. I'll remove the makeup, Natural beauty triumphs, right?!

















Wait, what? I'm not pretty? :(  Put a bag over that shit!

















Wah, to console myself, i'll eat errthang!

















Oh wait! it's valentine's day! Let's marry this nutella!
Aw, wedding picca <3

















Then i realize how suck my life still is and how i married nutella on v-day instead of actually seeing friends and boyfriend and stuff and i decide i should end my life but instead i go swim in my shower, but obvi it doesn't work so i stand there in my failure of a day very butt-hurtly. So, you see why i need school... 










1 comment:

What up baby girl ;)