Gaiz. Eet hertz :(

No, the title does not mean this post is gonna be car rental related. Nope, no car this week, still. Grounded.

This post will instead explain my lovely day ^_^

But later, cus.. dun dun dunn

it's March 1st.

6 years ago.

I woke up to

a liver in my underwear.

I thought i had peed it out.

But..

It wasn't my liver.

It was blo0o0OO0o0Ood.

a massive ass mountain looking thing.

So I called my mama

And she said 

There's a wall of pads, doth thou not see-eth it, dumbass?

wah :(

So i grabbed the pad

put the sticky side up to my vagina

and bam. 

We'll talk about the wrongly placed tampon some other time.

So anyway-

Locomotif, or Kate B (no it’s not Kay eight…) , or whatever you refer to me as, momdad, auntie, uncle, Tomato, girlfriend, Ho, don’ mattah, point is, I went to school sick as fuck today.

Hm, Why the fuck would you come to school sick, question mark.

Idk. But I did. And it was awesome. A cool story if you know what I mean.

My Day:

1.  First cough, brushed it off. I’m just… tired.

2.  Pass out in library

3.  Pass out in auditorium.

4.  Pass out in tech booth

5.  Pass out on floor. Which, btw, smells like piss.

6.  Dinner – gotsted ice cream cus my voice sounded like a dying cow.

7.  Pass out on various people. Drama club ees sao kind ♥

Nowhere does it mention that I went to class, cus I didn’t. Except last period, which was a complete mistake, cus 1) I couldn’t sleep and 2) Walrus kept touching me so i tried biting him, which was a mistake because just as i got close enough, he harassed the shit out of my armpits. Fucking hurt :( 

Now, fellow earthlings, this is a continuous string of passing out/ being rudely woken and explaining to people that yes, I was asleep, if you had not noticed you woke me up to ask the obvious, and yes, I realize I look sick, maybe because I am sick, so maybe that’s why I sound like your grandfather.