Bad advice

How to drive like a G:

As I procrastinate studying for a class I’m near failing, I’ll tell you the secrets of my traffic life.

1.       Yellow light? Speed the fuck up, you’ll regret sitting there for the next 10 minutes.

2.       No one in left lane? Speed the fuck up over there.

3.       No one around? Ignore all stop signs and speed the fuck up.

4.       See a bike? Speed the fuck up.

5.       Gotta pee? Don’t piss in your car. Go home.