LAYDEE BOODA

The very first gif I'm in. Not really sure what's happening..

Happy Birthday Lady Buddha ♥ :D

To celebrate, I went to temple. Hm, temple, what a strange, exotic place filled with Asians and the rare American who comes at the end mooching our food. Ever wonder what one does at temple? Do Thai monks in The Hangover pt 2 satisfy your knowledge on the Buddhist stereotype? Do they dance? Eat dragons? Shave little girls? Hit guai los over the head everytime a word is said? Maybe.

What Locomotif does at temple: (eez real inneresting, I swear)

Upon entering Temple, I take off my shoes and leave them at the front door. Then I sit on this red carpet and look for things to look at, mainly of children I wanna take home. Like today, I found a mixed kid who was like 2. His name was Thanh, but I shall call him Thomson. After eye contact was made with Thomson, we progressed in our relationship by making faces at each other. I knew it was love at first site, he kept turning back to look at me. I believed he smiled, even. Or maybe he had to fart, which is not possible because cute kids I plan on stealing don’t have gross bodily functions. Anyway, his white papa got in my way so I had to pay attention to the service. The gong went bo0o0oO0oong, so I bowed. YAY! THOMSON’S DADDY IS OUT THE WAY. So, okay, me and Thomson made more faces at eachother, but then he started crying for some reason, and I thought it was cus I was so ugly, but he then he grabbed his mama’s tit and I think I fell asleep. When I woke up, my legs were numb and the honcho Monk was telling jokes and all the Asians were going hohohhahahahohoahooo gafaw. And then I got to talk to the Buddhas. They’re doing fine, if you were wondering. Lots of offerings today for Lady Buddha ^_^ doesn’t look a day over eternity. And then I got food and got fat and went home. The end.