Good morning, Jho.

Go to Truman! Don’t go to Truman! Go to Loyola cus it costs more cus apparently price is directly proportional to quality. Same with Knox and SLUH.  But in reality, I just don't wanna get you a cell phone. So unreliable those are. 

Work at Schnucks! Don’t work at Schnucks! Apply to McDonalds! DON’T! Be classy! You’re too young! You’ll smell. Just don’t work at Wal-Mart cus your mom likes that place and anything your mom likes is the anti-Christ. Work at Panera cus I do. It’s gonna be fambiz.

We’re getting you a car! But we don’t trust you to drive unless it’s to go get us lottery tickets and we’re too lazy to leave home. R00o0o0oaaaaaad Trip! December 7^th. Maybe.